LOL wut?

this gave me giggles.

Long time since a post....

Hey Guys, I know it's been awhile since either of us has posted..but life has been busy. Anyway, I just want you to check out a site I found via Twilight Lexicon. It's called twilol.com...and it's basically the best thing ever.



Other sites that are Tonks Cullen Two Approved (Which is very esteemed, if you must know):
Mugglenet: All of the Harry Potter news you can possibly need is posted here.
Twilight Lexicon: It's like a Twilight News CNN.
KalebNation.com/TwilightGuy.com: Kaleb's reviews of the chapters of each Twilight Saga book are hilariously silly and definitely give you a good laugh.
NewMoonNation.com: Kaleb Nation's brother, Jaden's site. Definitely worth a look-see.
Lauren's Bite: Lauren's is one of the most hilarious commentators in the Twilight fandom.
TwiCrack Addict: Gives us the news, with little tidbits of humor thrown in. We like this.
Twitarded: enough said.
Letters to Twilight/Rob: Pure amazing.

YouTubers we currently love:
MSquared (ravenclawlds89)
KalebNation
JadenNation
NuttyMadam3575
TwilightGurle
StarKidPotter (their "Very Potter Musical" is AMAZING.
TwiCurls
NoMoreMarbles

Check these sites out and sooner or later we'll be back more regularly w/ posts.

We still love you, I promise...
Abby

Taking it too far

Okay. So Twilight is a phenomenon. Everyone knows that. The actors are stars. But is it really neccesary for people to take it this far?

Four crazed fans attack poor Robert Pattinson in NYC on the set of Remember Me

It's stupid bitches like this that make the rest of the Twilight fandom look like morons. How would you like it if people you didn't even know just started jumping on you and getting in your personal space? I can't say that you would like it very much. Because you wouldn't.
Why is it impossible to be polite and ask? If they say no, deal with it.

"What's up Rob? I'm just going to invade your personal space...No big deal right? You're not actually a human being..."

And what really makes me super annoyed is that after the fact, these stupid chicks actually seem proud of scaring the shit out of poor Rpattz:

Girl in green plaid: "If I dress in some skanky shorts, I just know Rpattz will love me and my BEAUTIFUL wet-dog hairstyle!"
Girl with stupid hat: "Ooooh, I bet Rob LOVES stupid hats!"
Girl with rolled up jeans: "I have no thoughts in my head, because I'm dead behind the eyes..."
Crazy Hairstyle Girl: "Yay for fake boobs and overgelled ponytails! I KNOW Rpattz will always remember me...like his movie..."

Yeah, remember you as the crazy chick with horrible fake boobs and no respect for personal space.

To end this rant, I say this: If you happen across a celeb, be respectful. You don't want to go down in history like these dumbasses as "The Crazy NYC Fangirls".

Eyes rolling,
Abby

New Moon Parody?

Hey guys! So it's most likely that Becks and I will be doing a New Moon parody soon, so if anybody reads this (lol), i was wondering what song ideas anybody has, it would be awesome if you could tell me.

And also.....



sweet jesus!! =P

Ogling RPattz instead of JBone today apparently.

Obsessing,
Abby

Rob as Jeff Buckley?

Today (while being extremely bored at work) I found on twilightpoison.com that Robert Pattinson is in consideration for the role as Jeff Buckley, the other candidate for the role being James Franco. Now, I would love to see Rob in as many roles as possible not related to Twilight but this is not the role for him. Franco has the puppy dog eyes and slightly clefted chin needed for this role. Also, as a fan of more than Buckley's "Hallelujah" (my favorite album being "Mystery White Boy Tour") I feel that Pattinson wouldn't be able to do the role justice.

I could be very wrong though, from what I've seen in small clips Pattinson has captured Salvador Dali's eccentric mannerisms and lifestyle while looking only slightly like a younger version of the artist. My vote is sadly against RPattz in this fight for the 90s alternative artist's role in the upcoming biopic. It just seems clear to me that the Freaks and Geeks alum should play Buckley. Sorry Rob!

-Becky

Twilight Tattoos?!

Lately, there seems to be a trend of some sort: Twilight tats. Now do not get me wrong, I love the Twilight Saga just as much as the next person...but is it advisable to get a tattoo of something pertaining to it? That I don't know. I mean, can you be absolutely sure that your love of all things Twilight will still be there 30, 20, or even 10 years from now? It's kind of a questionable thing. The thing is...how are you going to feel when you're 35 or 40 years old, with 3 kids, a minivan, and wearing mom jeans and have to look at the tattoo that you got in your teens or 20's of a series you had a fleeting love for? Will you feel ridiculous?


Do not get me wrong, like I said. It really isn't even the idea of the Twilight tattoo that's disconcerting to me. It's the massive size some of these babies are:

And let's not forget the infamous "Robert Pattinson Autograph tat"

So people, if you feel so inclined to get a Twilight-related tattoo, my advice: Keep it small. You never know if you're going to want to cover it someday, or regret it all together. You don't want to be the person 20 years from now getting asked "Why can't you dream? Is it a disorder? And who is 'you'? "


Keeping it real-
Abby

Robert Pattinson

I'm not one to usually "go with the flow" or conform to any certain crowd or trend but Robert Pattinson is one fad that I will fully give into. Although I hold my differences from the regular Twilight fan girl, I fully accept the fact that one of the main reasons I'm all about it is RPattz.

What's not to love? The accent, his lack of self awareness and realization as to why millions of fan girls across the nation melt at the mention of his name. His involvement in British made for TV movies and smaller films and last but not least his "dirty" habit of smoking. Although kissing a smoker may not always be enjoyable, think about it, it's the trait every "bad boy" that you can't take home to mommy has. The boys that daddy never wants you to go around almost always smoke, what's more attractive then seeing your boy blow smoke from his nostrils like a dragon? I'm thinking along the lines of James Dean here, I'm not endorsing smoking to anyone, I'm just saying that when RPattz does it, it's lovely.


I definitely love Jackson Rathbone and would love to say that all of my fan girl allegiances are with him just for the sake of being different but I cannot deny myself my love for Rob. I need to gather ammo for the soon to come vlog debate between Abby and I about which one is better, Robert or Jackson. I honestly think in the end we will have a draw and have to agree to disagree.

Rob has the musical quality to him as does Jackson but I think because Rob is so modest and unaware of what a God among mortals he is, it draws me to him even more. A boy that can't understand how great he is needs someone to dote upon him and let him know how amazing he is. Rob, I am your woman. I will let you know how unique you are and what a great role you held in The Bad Mothers' Handbook, crammed into your skinny jeans with your loose scarf around your neck and your awkward mannerisms.

Honestly, this entry wasn't supposed to be about my love for RPattz, it was just intended to let the world know that although I love to be different and against the grain, when it comes to Robert Pattinson, I can't fight the group. I am just as much of a fan girl over him as everyone else.

Peace-
Becky

Ahh, Jackson Rathbone...

i can has?

A man after me heart. Here is my imagined monologue to Jackson that will never ever happen:

Jackson, people may not love you as much as Rpattz...but I must say JBone (yes...JBone) people like me know better. I don't care that you said like only 5 lines in Twilight. I don't care that you were the guy that loved Kaitlin Cooper (my least favorite character) on The OC. You are the sex god of the Twilight cast, even if Rpattz is generally recognized as that. I know better. I saw you at Callahan's Bar when you came to Michigan, and just let me say...YES. Rpattz may be a musician too, but I prefer you and your 100 Monkeys. Don't worry, JBone, I got your back.

Later fellow Jackson lovers (and I know you're out there)
Abby

Herro!!!

Hello blogging world! This is a blog dedicated to Abby and Becky's extreme love for Harry Potter and Twilight. We also have a vlog on youtube: thetonkscullen2 so you can view our awkwardness through the magic of video. We obviously are super fangirls when it comes to Twilight and Harry Potter, we love caffeine and nicotine (Abby mostly on the second part). We're always up for a roadtrip, our most recent would be our journey to Auburn Hills to see 100 Monkeys where Becky's love for Twilight was finally realized (vlog soon to come about the epicness). We did have a trip to Forks planned but money became an issue, don't think that discounts the idea completely! We are hoping to at least gain some fans of our awkward, weird and probably will be sometimes insane blogs, so if you find us, spread the word!!!
Below is our first vloggy. Enjoy!
Later Gators...
Becky and Abby